Rules To Live By

Rule 1: Never Show Fear
Rule 2: No Sudden Movements
Rule 3: Bare Your Teeth
Rule 4: Have a Getaway Plan
Rule 5: You Can Run, but You Can’t Hide
Rule 6: Never Turn Your Back on Anyone
Rule 7: Protect Your Vital Organs
Rule 8: Don’t Fear Death
Rule 9: Live, and Die, with No Regrets
Rule 10: Swing Like You Mean It
Rule 11: Be Your Own Hero
Rule 12: Always Break the Rules
Rule 13: A Quick Death is a Merciful One
Rule 14: Make Sure the Skeletons in Your Closet Are Really Dead
Rule 15: Never Give Your Heart to a Vampire