Rule 1: Never Show Fear
Rule 2: No Sudden Movements
Rule 3: Bare Your Teeth
Rule 4: Have a Getaway Plan
Rule 5: You Can Run, but You Can’t Hide
Rule 6: Never Turn Your Back on Anyone
Rule 7: Protect Your Vital Organs
Rule 8: Don’t Fear Death
Rule 9: Live, and Die, with No Regrets
Rule 10: Swing Like You Mean It
Rule 11: Be Your Own Hero
Rule 12: Always Break the Rules
Rule 13: A Quick Death is a Merciful One
Rule 14: Make Sure the Skeletons in Your Closet Are Really Dead
Rule 15: Never Give Your Heart to a Vampire
My life was a mess. Briarwick Academy offered me a chance to start over and finally move on from my past. But in order to get closure, I’d need to face the skeletons in my closet, and maybe even a few monsters.
I’d have to learn several hard lessons along the way, but if I followed the rules, I just might live to tell about it. The most important one would be the toughest – never give your heart to a vampire.
How to Date a Dead Guy is a vampire romance novel by a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author written under the pen name C. P. Fleur.